Monday, May 6, 2013

Met Gala Ball- Chaos to Couture

JR's Hits and Misses
Never really liked the whole punk thing way back when I was just a wee gal and would cringe at the thought of having to interpret it for 2013. So,  I give some props to the ones who did it well and disses to the ones who were WAY off



Rooney Mara - Makeup punkish, dress not so much but divine!


Gio can do no wrong but its definitely NOT punk.


DVF looking mighty fine with her big 70's 'Fro but not really Punkish either.



Gwynnie I love you in your pink punk inspiration.


Obsessed with Lena Dunham in Girls and counting the days to the new season.
Her tattoos are so authentically punk, right?



Of course SJP is uber-cool chic in this number. very modern punk princess!


Gisele is a Brazilian sexy punk-rocker - Obrigado!


Wow! What a surprise with this bleached blonde hair on Anne Hathaway.
I kind of like it. She looks edgy and different!
I actually think she nailed it and I am not usually a big fan.



Under-stated elegance from Carrie Mulligan.
I'm sure she's not so worried since Gatsby is gonna ROCK!



Not punk at all but Linda Evangelista is 80's royalty so who cares.
She looks so ethereal and pretty here.




What is this? Just because you add some edgy hardware to your outfit does not make it edgy.
This is a huge miss in my book.





OK, I thought this was the worst dressed and you might say, 
"Jill, give the girl a break, she's pregnant."
But....Who in the world told KK that she looked good or appropriate in this get-up?

HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE






So now my vote for the worst punk-inspired look of the evening.
What on earth was she thinking?
Even if your dress is pretty, never ever ever go with the finger in the light socket grey-haired look!!!

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Arm Candy




Hermès and Cartier can do no wrong


This is Kim Kardashian's Wrist -
Evidently all are birthday presents from Kanye - Damn!



Harry Winston














Wait, I am getting distracted!








OK, enough now!



All photos stolen from Pinterest :)

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

My New Fashion Muse

BARBARA MARTELO
Freelance Stylist and Fashion Editor of Spanish Vogue


















































Sunday, February 24, 2013

Oscar Picks


OK, I am not going to make a big deal of this selection since it is just mediocre as far as I am concerned. 

Amy Adams is elegant and Super Star-Like

I have no idea who this woman is and she should get a dress that fits  next time.
TACKY!

Comfortable Halle in Versace and in her own beautiful skin.

HOT MESS as usual

Power couple - I think George is more beautiful than Stacy but her body is killer.

Jen can do no wrong in Valentino Red.

I don't care what Melissa is wearing; this woman is hysterical and makes me happy!

Rooting for my friend Jo's client - I have no idea how to pronounce her name: Quvenzhane Wallis
but she has a bright future!
Renee appears out of nowhere with a kick ass body but her face doesn't move and she looks stoned!

Power couple #2
Saw Liev Schreiber in the airport last summer and he is one handsome man.
Naomi's dress is a little funky - not my taste really.

HOT MESS #2
C'mon, she''s a young pretty girl but at least make her look like a movie star or don't show up at all.
Like Jennifer Lawrence!!!
It's all about perception folks.
Charlize Perfection in Dior!
Surviving Beauty wins my vote!!!